That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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