So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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