he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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