yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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