Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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