What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
