I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
