So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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