You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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