I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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