Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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