we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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