Sry I called you an 8
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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