I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
we're chasing vodka with high fives
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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