READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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