so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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