it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just had sex on a roof
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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