Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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