My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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