no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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