We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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