Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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