i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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