My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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