guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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