but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I believe in your delicious
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize
