You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So squirting runs in the family.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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