No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
