we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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