She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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