Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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