i already hear my dad disowning me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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