I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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