seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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