so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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