I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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