5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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