Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
