Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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