dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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