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(703): View more from Virginia

when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover

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(347): View more from New York

I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(916): View more from California

she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie

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(541): View more from Oregon

eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!

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