quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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