Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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