hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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