I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
