how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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