You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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