I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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