Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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