Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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