he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
