Porn is love you can see.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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