i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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