sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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