Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
