If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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