they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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